golden state of mind
15 April, 3330 notes, reblog?
15 April, 3375 notes, reblog?

thebootydiaries:

person: [about to shoot me]

me: wait wait hold on a sec

person: NO I’M GONNA KILL YOU

me: I KNOW BRUH ok just hold on [grabs phone] just gimme one sec okay okay okay [looks through music, presses play]

person: is this…. mmm whatcha say?

me: shoot me now. i’m ready. i’m at peace.

13 April, 283502 notes, reblog?

tordenvejr:

someone’s really destined to marry me…how sexy and fun for them

13 April, 48640 notes, reblog?

m86:

kitfisto:

nearly the end of april.. you know what that means 

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this is an advanced joke

13 April, 389606 notes, reblog?

thepowerwithin:

When your head hits the pillow tonight, remind yourself that you’ve done a good job. You are headed down your path at your own pace, and with every obstacle you are trying your utmost best. Be patient with yourself, and remember that big things are achieved not all at once, but one day at a time.

espressofleur:

Friendly reminder that you don’t have to wait until the weekends to live and enjoy your life. Go to your favorite coffee shop after school, call your friend, bake cookies on a Wednesday afternoon, dance around in your underwear. Your life is yours to live and you shouldn’t put it on hold because of work or school.

awrats:
“this was supposed to be funnier than it actually came out
”